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Mark

Type

Creature - Human

COST

3

ATK

3

DEF

3

Ability
[1d] Throw Football: Throw football at target creature. It must [R] to catch it. Upon use, target creature gains the ability ‘Throw Football’ and mark loses it.
[R] Shave Beard: Allied creatures are invigorated by your babyface. They receive [ATK] +2 until the end of this turn.
Reference
The Room
(Film)
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tommy

Tommy

Type

Creature - Alien

COST

5

ATK

4

DEF

4

Ability
For every creature that is played, say, “Oh, hai [creature]”, and give Tommy [ATK] +1 [DEF] +1.
Acting: While Tommy is in play, all other creatures are equal parts baffled and embarrassed. They receive [ATK] -1 [DEF] -1.
[2d] Chicken: Provoke target creature into attacking Tommy by raising your elbows and going ‘Cheep! Cheep! Cheep! Cheep! Chee-ee-eep!”
Flavor Text
"It's bullshit, I did not hit her! I did not! - Oh, hai Mark."
Reference
The Room
(Film)
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